Down the rabbit hole kiddies!

Although I'm not a fan of bunnies, flowers and butterflies, the thing that most drew me to mod-ing this kit was the already present bizarreness of it. Perhaps the original pic to too small to show you what I mean.


Yep, this is a close up of the rabbit, stitched exactly as the kit instructs. That is one creepy-ass smile and glare. One good look at creeper rabbit makes you really start the question the kit as a whole. You'd think with a phrase like "All things are possible with God" you'd have some motivational rainbows or birds or shit like that. Not a bunny that looks like he is plotting a forest coup. I much as I would like to leave this as is and interpret this kit to mean that God will make it possible for me to have an army of evil ninja rabbits, I decided it make it make a little more sense.

Bam! You didn't see a pun coming did you? I hate puns as much as anyone else but this was just too perfect.

P.S. You're damn right I added another butterfly!
P.P.S. Hope little Peter Creeper Tail doesn't haunt you in your dreams.

Decisions, decisions

I couldn't pass up this kit and the sheer craziness of its image. It's done minus the words and I haven't quite found the right phrase to do it justice. If you've got any ideas for this one leave it in the comments section. Who knows I could select your phrase and you could win the personal satisfaction that I felt your phrase was inappropriately hilarious.

Q: Why is this dolphin wearing sunglasses? I mean how much sun do you get underwater?
A: The sun never sets on a bad ass.

I've got 99 problems and a bitch is one.

A cute animal and a pun! What a lovely item for a retired women to hang in the bathroom of her summer lake cottage. It's cool for the grandkids to see it because there's a dog and it's not really swearing. Who could ask for more of a kit? Oh yes, I could. I admit this isn't a terribly clever rephrasing, but they can't all be spectacular folks.


Also, I would apologize for the lapse in updates but.... 1) this shit takes a while to finish, 2) I've had other shit to do, 3) I'll make it up to you with a bunch of updates in the next few weeks. So I guess what I'm saying is: I'm not sorry.