Track suits look even better in tiny x's

Oh women! They love shopping and bitching about exercise. It's not sexist because it's true.


As offensive as this was to start with, I decided that this text wasn't really working.

If you have to single-handedly save the economy by maxing out your credit cards on track suits you'd be hauling ass too.

Hello dear internet friends and welcome to my blog.

Well now that we got that nicety crap out of the way let me tell you what's going on.

There's two things that you need to know about me:
1) I enjoy cross stitching
2) I'm a bit maladjusted

This blog is what happens when those two things come together. I take counted cross stitch kits and make them better.

It seems like most designs out there are of lighthouses, kittens, bible verses, or quaint sayings. That'd be great- if I were 84 years old. So in order to feed my cross stitching habit without wanting to stab myself in the eye (with a tiny blunted needle) I've taken to modifying the text of these kits. This seems to be a great fix for me in that:

1) I have a lot of inappropriate things to say
2) I'm too lazy to come up with the designs myself. (Subversive Cross Stitch is the site for that sort of deviousness)

Regards bitches,

Lisa