Well now that we got that nicety crap out of the way let me tell you what's going on.
There's two things that you need to know about me:
1) I enjoy cross stitching
2) I'm a bit maladjusted
This blog is what happens when those two things come together. I take counted cross stitch kits and make them better.
It seems like most designs out there are of lighthouses, kittens, bible verses, or quaint sayings. That'd be great- if I were 84 years old. So in order to feed my cross stitching habit without wanting to stab myself in the eye (with a tiny blunted needle) I've taken to modifying the text of these kits. This seems to be a great fix for me in that:
1) I have a lot of inappropriate things to say
2) I'm too lazy to come up with the designs myself. (Subversive Cross Stitch is the site for that sort of deviousness)